LOCAL

Extra cucumbers on your steak? A fourth type of bread? Goulden Girls Cafe has you covered. Responsibly sourced from Todd's truck, you can rest assured that not a single item at Goulden Girls is legally poison.

Goulden Girls Cafe was started in 1831 by a time travelling German boy named Jonas and a swamp ogre named Hal. Over the years, its become one of New Jersey's most respected pretend businesses.